Which Side Of The Fence Are You On?

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test.

• If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.  If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

• If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.  If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

• If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.  If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

• If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.  A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

• If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.  Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

• If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.  A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

• If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.  A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

• If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.  A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".