Suicidal Muslims

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now:

• NO Jesus


• NO Christmas


• NO Television


• NO Cheerleaders


• NO Nude Women


• NO Car races


• NO Football


• NO Soccer


• NO Pork BBQ


• NO Hot dogs


• NO Burgers


• NO Chocolate chip cookies


• NO Lobster


• NO Nachos


• NO Beer nuts


• NO Beer !!!!!!!!


• Rags for clothes and towels for hats.


• Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.


• Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.


• More than one wife.


• You can't shave.


• Your wives can't shave..


• You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.


• Your bride is picked by someone else.


• She smells just like your donkey.


• Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?