22 Oct 2009 @ 8:35 PM 

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

usrsf

These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

  1. The season opened today.
  2. There is no limit.
  3. They taste just like chicken.
  4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus..
  5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt .

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Monday.

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Posted By: Glenn
Last Edit: 22 Oct 2009 @ 08:35 PM

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