Dumping Ground for Random Thoughts

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Democrat’s Answer:

Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? What does the law say about this situation? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

Republican’s Answer:

BANG!

Southerner’s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click….. (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click

Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You Ain’t Taking That To The Taxidermist

For years we’ve heard “liberal & conservative”, etc. And the liberal side has been successful in painting the conservatives as some sort of radical fringe or something.

It occured to me the other day when some one said right or wrong, that what it’s actually about is the REPUBLIC form of government that our forefathers gave us: Why they came to this land in the first place and our constitution.

So I’m thinking from now on we should just refer to the situation as “liberal” or “American”.

As conservatives want the type of government we were given, not the far out kind we have now where special interest groups rule by the size of their wallets and numbers of people they can put in the street to march!

So from now on let’s drop that “conservative” label and refer to ourselves as loyal, or original, Americans and the other side as liberals.

Because how could they dare demonize “Americans” like they have “conservatives”?

If this catches on it would be helpful to the “sheeple” who don’t think, but vote.

— Fran Hockemeyer

Here’s an excerpt from the latest entry in Greg Laurie’s blog:

“America has voted for change. What that change will be remains to be seen. But the only way to bring lasting change is when it happens in the heart. And government cannot do that for us, only Christ can.”

I couldn’t have said it better myself!

For those who think the Bible is an out-dated piece of literature, how about this passage:

“Rescue me and deliver me out of the hand of aliens, Whose mouth speaks deceit and whose right hand is a right hand of falsehood.”
– Psalms 144:11 (NASB)

Pretty much could be translated to “rescue me and deliver me from the politicians” after this presidential election.